Attitude Humor
Friars Club Joke Book
2, 417 one-liners, straight lines, stories, gags, roasts, ribs & put-downs from the famous Friars, plus famous comedians like Newhart, Pryor, Burns, Crystal, Hope, Seinfeld & dozens more!
Goldie Rocks Cat Figurine
This gal isn't the "tail" you grew up with! Flirty feline puts her own sassy spin on a childhood favorite! Goldie Rocks (7.25" tall), who knows a cocktail makes any place juuust right. Hand painted resin with deliciously decadent details!
Whoopee Cushion
Whoopee Cushion is made of rubber, inflated like a balloon and then placed on a chair, couch, seat, etc. When the victim unsuspectingly sits upon the cushion, it gives forth noises better imagined than described.
Daily Doos Greeting Card Collection
Glossy full-color 5" x 7" cards will be hugely "poopular" with your friends. Cheer up a pal by reminding them doo happens, send birthday greetings encouraging them to get poop-faced, and other clever sentiments. With photos so vivid, we're thankful they're not scratch 'n sniff.
Control Your Woman Remote Control
Ever wish the TV remote worked on your mate? Ours does! Hysterical talking remote is packed with 18 zany zingers for men to control via labeled buttons! Just aim and press! She won't shut up? Press a button!
Singing Chef Homer Simpson
The perfect gag gift for your favorite BBQ guy! Who better to Hail To The Chef than Homer himself! Shaking his hips and arms, he belts out the famous hit "Disco Inferno" with a hilarious falsetto, or speaks four other funny phrases when you press his plush hand.
Weener Kleener Soap
Add a "hole" new dimension to fun in the shower or bath! Super gag gift for the man who has everything! Personal hygiene has never been as stimulating. And it's good, clean fun for couples too! One size fits most (tee hee). 2 oz. of soap.
Surf Too Long Figurine
If they eat their dinner at the computer, gift them with this hilarious handpainted resin figurine! He's the perfect "cyber" joke for those who surf the Web too much! 6" tall.
Stopped Listening Ape Figurine
Perfect for the office, this Stopped Listening Ape Figurine has ceased to hear the idiots around him! Figurine is 4.25" tall and made of hand painted resin.
Squatting Gnome
If you're tired of garden variety lawn ornaments, we have just what you're looking for. Our gnome lives up to his reputation as he livens up your yard with his unconventional behavior. He may even lead you to the buried treasure. Made of durable plastic. 5"tall.